i’m an english lit major, you can trust me
can i get uh……..McDeath™
is that that one play by Shakespeare
yeah
oh man this tea is delicious
when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
AUGH
everything *turns out bad*
me:
nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe
me when i finally meet Gaga after stanning for almost a decade
